* * * BEST PROMOS LIVE IN RUISLIP * * *
I don't mean that we live in Ruislip, I mean it in the performative sense because yesterday, Best Promos performed a DJ set LIVE in Ruislip! LOL. Can you believe it?
How was it carried out?
Well, I plugged my gold-plated Technics turntables in and used one of them posh rotary mixers through a massive pair of Funktion-One speakers...only joshing, guys! I did the mix on me lunch break with a lickle Pioneer DDJ-SB3 controller and a laptop! I'm not a proper DJ, you see, but I have got LOADS of good tunes on my external hard drive.
Why was it carried out?
What inspired me to do this was actually the artwork that my very dear online/imaginary friend, Man Power, cooked up for his upcoming secret party thing he was promoting the other day. He used a picture of Linda Lusardi who, admittedly, is a top-drawer cracker, but I'd put good money on it that she's not as dirty as Linsey Dawn McKenzie which, I'm almost afraid to say it, edges it in Linsey's favour.
Edges what?
I'm not sure, but it just made me think that I would have used a picture of Linsey Dawn McKenzie on my flyer instead of Linda Lusardi, and that then got me thinking I should pay tribute to Linsey Dawn McKenzie by recording a special 'Glamour Model Mix' for the weekend, but I then realised that the only appropriate bits of music I own for that kind of mix is The Stripper by David Rose and I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred, and you're not allowed to play that anymore if you're not a racialist tory, which is a shame because it's a very, very fun record.
Anyway, have a listen if you want. It's crap! LOL
Maybe it'll get me a booking at the Geo Bar on Eastcote High Street. Keep everything crossed for me, guys!
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