Thank you for having us back. I've had to stay quiet for the last couple of weeks for two reasons:
- It's incredibly boring writing a weekly UK dance blog. Most of the music I get sent is a bit crap and the returns for the effort I put into doing this blog are minimal, disheartening, and I have a proper job that I have to do which, to be frank, is a lot more rewarding, financially.
- I am the 20-year old man who Huw Edwards has been sending pictures of his arse to over the last few years. I was instructed by Huw's lawyers, I mean, my lawyers to not write any more posts on here until things have settled down. Since his missus dobbed him in, it's like he doesn't exist on the BBC News anymore, so I'm ok to get back on Best Promos and write about my experiences...
...but I won't. It's all too distressing. Quite funny, but very distressing.
He's got a nice bum, though, hasn't he, ladies and gentlemen? He should be proud of it.
Unless that was a deep fake? Maybe his real one is fat and hairy. And spotty. Hmm...2023 is a confusing year to be living through.
Anyway. Is everyone still on Threads? LOL.
* claps hands together and blows out cheeks (face cheeks) *
Right! Best Promos. Come on. Let's do it!
Ugh. I've just had a look at my inbox for the first time in a few weeks.
Bad, isn't it? I really can't be bothered to review anything today!
I'll do a meme instead, see if that gets my juices flowing. Hang on.
Look and laugh at this. Share it, too, so that it goes viral on WhatsApp.
Hmm. That was funnier in my head when I woke up at 3am for a wee wee this morning. It's not so good in the cold light of day.
I know! A hilarious lookalike will get Best Promos back on the road to success...let's do one now!
Hang on a minute?! Has Craig Richards been dying his hair grey or does he just look exactly like Brian Conley aka Rocky off EastEnders??? LOL! I definitely can't imagine Rocky doing a 67-hour back to back with Ricky V down Club Fabric any time soon! Can you?! LOL!
They're both wearing a dicky bow in those pictures.
Sorry, this is terrible.
I am working on a Black Lace: Superman edit to compete in the Great Edit War with Man Power and Bleaching Agent, but edits are harder to do than they sound. Look, I've got loads of unfinished demos on the go. I should focus on trying to finish one:
I should finish one of them and review it. Give myself a glowing 10/10 so that the majors come in for me.
I think I'm going to knock this post on the head now. I just wanted to put something out there so that people know Best Promos is still alive. I don't want anyone archiving it off to the Wayback Machine yet.
I'll do some proper reviews next week. Or will I? Maybe nobody will want me back after that Huw Edwards bit at the beginning of the post, but I think you should feel comfortable making light of heavy bags in real life and online. It's the British way. Don't let them stop you laughing.
Bye!
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